Its Chistmas time

… theres no need to be afraid! These are the words of Boomtown Rat, Bob “Give us your f’n money” Geldof and that fella from Ultravox that no ones really bothered about. However there is plenty to be afraid of in the grand marketing scheme that is Christmas

Thats right! The season of goodwill, the clashing of big high street shops fighting to sell the finest kids toy made from the finest plastic, and the opening of advent calenders to find that the chocolate underneath is moldy and worthless. mmmmmmmmmm makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.

And ofcorse this tool ..

The man is so clearly obsessed with Christmas he has an arctic-esque background! How smug can one man be!

But to more pressing matters. BLUR ARE BACK! Cartoon obsessed, globe trotting, Oasis baiting Damon Albarn has reunited with everyones favourite guitar geek Graham Coxon. Also bassist/farmer/the one with the autobiography Alex James and ofcorse the ginger one Dave Rowntree are also back for reunited fever. Although currently only playing ONE WHOLE DATE at Londons Hyde Park on July 3rd, more dates will probably come… Please? Glastonbury? Somewhere up north? Its not all Oasis up here! And get My Bloody Valentine to support. it will be like the early 90s all over again!

And to end, heres a classic slice of mid-90’s Blur, well Damon at least…

and heres why Lars Ulrich should never open his mouth

EVENING!

this is a brand spanking new little blog for you all to enjoy, cry and perhaps scream like a crazy child at a shitty birthday party

and to start with i present the BRAND NEW! EP from this chump…

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RXMJECDP

gunZ N’ Roger – Chinese Takeaway

NOISE and sound effects in a rather un-subtle 3 minutes 20 seconds

makes Scouting For Girls look like pudding

6/6

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